Wardrobe Malfunction

by Sanctified Brother

I labored and did all of my work for six days so I was ready for the Sabbath. Eager, too. The unfortunate has confronted me now: a wardrobe malfunction.

This calls for some creative adaptation. Brothers don’t keep as many outfit options on hand as the sisters do. On the other hand, my wardrobe is basic and predictable so I’ll have an easy time getting ready again.

I’ll end up late to church again…have mercy, Lord.