All Natural Chicken?

by Sanctified Brother

Quiznos All Natural Chicken

I’m a native New Yorker so I’m skeptical of everything. I trust nothing. I’m always suspicious, so much that I stopped in a New York Minute to do a double take on an alarming bit of advertising. Right there in Quiznos window was an attractive poster that boasted New All-Natural Chicken.

Come again…?

New All-Natural Chicken? What was the old chicken…disease-ridden, doped-up, genetically modified chicken? The poster, as much as it intends to portray a healthier option to the other fast food chains, shoots itself in the foot with its new claims. I’ll stick to my grains and greens. Being a 15-year vegan still works for me.