I Stopped Drinking
by Sanctified Brother
I used to be a heavy drinker, especially in college. Pepsi, Ginger Ale, and the old school Mystic sodas were my favorite suds. I developed an affinity towards Clementine Izzes later in life and have since decided to give my kidneys and liver a break.
One of the most puzzling side effects of the Clementine Izze was its propensity to make you belch as hard and loud as the Kraken and feel suddenly embarrassed in public. That behavior wasn’t fitting of a man of God so I scaled back until I drank no more.
I reach for the good ol’ Adam’s Ale these days. It was good enough for Jesus so it’s good enough for me.