They Still Think of Coca-Cola as a Contraceptive
by Sanctified Brother
There was a time when all young sisters had to do to terminate an unwanted pregnancy was “pee real hard after doing it.” Or have her boyfriend punch her in the stomach. Hard. Or use half a lemon. Or just shake up a fizzy Coke and insert: instant contraceptive.
Several enterprising individuals performed a study and were rewarded for their findings on Coke as a contraceptive. Coca-Cola, obviously, wasn’t amused. Nevertheless, the idea still lives on. I wonder if that’s what the stocking clerk was thinking when they were working on their display…